Weird Al Yankovic Şarkı Sözleri ( Lyrics ) - Sayfa 5

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 20:53

Isle Thing

Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"

So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried

Couldn't figure it out
She wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cold glued to her TV

"Hey, what's your problem baby doll
Let's have a little fling"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing

Watchin' all night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept cominHere's what was goin' on

These Castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of them called Gilligan
So let's name him after m

He'd mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was illinIf I was one of those Castaways
I think I'd probably kill 'im

Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get
We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

I like the professor
He always saves their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a clouple' of coconuts

She said, "That guy's a genius"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why
He couldn't build a lousy raft"

And while we're on the subject
I'll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful lot
For just a three hour tour

Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing"

Isle thing
She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please

Skipper's in a hammock
He's looking kinda fat
He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit
Old Gilligan with his hat

Mrs. Hal had it goin' on
But Mr. Hal was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could've used
Some funky cold medina

I was really diggin' this show
I didn't know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I'm an addict too

I know each episode by heart
Now I'm the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing
Hasta la vista, little buddy
Gilligan's Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 20:55

It's All About The Pentiums

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh huh, yeah
Uhh, uh huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain dead AOL er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskinIt does all my work without me even askinGot a flat screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch A Sketch" on the side
In a 32 bit world, you're a 2 bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you
What? What? What? What? What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums!
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 20:58

Jerry Springer

It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free for all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

(Guy Guest) Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
(Gal Guest) Oh? Well, which one?
(Guy Guest) All of them
(Gal Guest) Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
(Guy Guest) Yah? Well, well me too!
(Gal Guest) Oh!
(Guy Guest) And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
(barking)
(Gal Guest) Woofie, you b tch!
(Gal Guest) Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
(baaahhing)
(Guy Guest) That goat doesn't love you!

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppinYour brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppinJerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's Boom
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
Three days wince he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 20:59

Jurassic Park

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no oh no...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:01

Lasagna

La la la la lasagna
You want a some a lasagna magnifico
Or a maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you

You should a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like a lasagna
That's okay too
How about a calzone
Some a nice minestrone, ats good for you
Have a some marinara
Have a some marinara, I know a you like
I know a you like, I know a you like

La lasagna
La lasagna
La lasagna

Would you like some a zucchini
Or a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have a more fettuccini.
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange

(gargling)

Ay, you a pass the lasagna
A don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have a more ravioli
You a get roly poly, a nice and a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan

La lasagna
La lasagna
La lasagna
La lasagna

Hey...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:02

Let Me Be Your Hog

Let me be your hog
Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort)
I said baby baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby baby baby...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:03

Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:04

Livin' In The Fridge

There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive

And livin' in the fridge livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin
Couple weeks later, got a scary lookin' specimen
It always happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek

Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:07

Melanie

Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me he he helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me he he he helanie
Why won't you go out with me...

Weird Al Yankovic

**Prenses** · 02.11.08, 21:08

Money For Nothing (Beverly Hillbillies)

Huh, now lookie here people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something?
That poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept his family fed

Now, let me tell you
One day he was shootinOld Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude

Oil that is Well, maybe you call it black gold or Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly hillbilly

Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a sayinYeah, buddie, move away from there
That little Clampet got his own cement pond
That little Clampet, he's a millionaire

Now, everyone said Californie
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is

Swimming pools
Move a move a movie stars
Huh
Lookit that, lookit that

Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies...

Weird Al Yankovic

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02.11.08, 20:53	#41 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Isle Thing Isle Thing Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the couch I think her brain was fried Couldn't figure it out She wouldn't even look at me Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised Cold glued to her TV "Hey, what's your problem baby doll Let's have a little fling" She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing" Isle thing Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing Watchin' all night Musta, been a marathon I was bummin', those shows kept cominHere's what was goin' on These Castaways were stranded On this island out at sea One of them called Gilligan So let's name him after m He'd mess up every rescue Man, that first mate was illinIf I was one of those Castaways I think I'd probably kill 'im Just about that time Telephone began to ring She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing Isle thing She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing Please, baby, baby, please I like the professor He always saves their butts He could build a nuclear reactor From a clouple' of coconuts She said, "That guy's a genius" I shook my head and laughed I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why He couldn't build a lousy raft" And while we're on the subject I'll tell you one thing for sure Those homeboys brought an awful lot For just a three hour tour Then her mom came in the room It was kind of embarrasing She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing" Isle thing She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing Please, baby, baby, please Skipper's in a hammock He's looking kinda fat He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit Old Gilligan with his hat Mrs. Hal had it goin' on But Mr. Hal was meaner Ginger and Mary Anne could've used Some funky cold medina I was really diggin' this show I didn't know what to do It kinda looked like I was hooked Now I'm an addict too I know each episode by heart Now I'm the rerun king And on every date we both stay up late And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing Isle thing Hasta la vista, little buddy Gilligan's Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 20:55	#42 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	It's All About The Pentiums It's All About The Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh huh, yeah Uhh, uh huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Yeah What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain dead AOL er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operation system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskinIt does all my work without me even askinGot a flat screen monitor forty inches wide wide I believe that your says "Etch A Sketch" on the side In a 32 bit world, you're a 2 bit user You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total loser" Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you What? What? What? What? What? It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What? Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 20:58	#43 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Jerry Springer Jerry Springer It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Holy cow, d'you see it last week? Well, they had this one freak Who sucker punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free for all And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper with the implants She likes to lap dance And date the boyfriend of her mother Now here come's Jerry's next guest And it's a slugfest 'Cause it's her trailer trash brother Nymphomaniac is back on crack It's like "When Animals Attack" They all exhibit reprehensible behavior Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes Step on their toes, that's how it goes They get so violent they have to sign a waiver They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange When he found out that his wife had a sex change They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have a history of ripping off their shirts It's been one week since they had the fight With the Siamese twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter fued Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer (Guy Guest) Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister (Gal Guest) Oh? Well, which one? (Guy Guest) All of them (Gal Guest) Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake! (Guy Guest) Yah? Well, well me too! (Gal Guest) Oh! (Guy Guest) And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie! (barking) (Gal Guest) Woofie, you b tch! (Gal Guest) Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! (baaahhing) (Guy Guest) That goat doesn't love you! Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppinYour brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppinJerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare but you can't look away Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows But with more weirdos The ratings jumpin' higher everyday If you've seen the show, well then you know It's just as low as you can go The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene And pretty soon some ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's Boom In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV? I just can't I have a tendency to watch it religiously I have a history of taping each one It's been one week since the show about Psycho killers with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys Three days wince he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer Come over here and pull on my finger... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 20:59	#44 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Jurassic Park Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well, believe me this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again On no I cannot approve of this attraction 'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone let T. Rex out of his pen I'm afraid those things'll harm me 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend Oh no Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild What a crummy weekend this has been Well, this sure ain't no E ticket Think I'll tell them where to stick it 'Cause I'm never coming back this way again Oh no oh no... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:01	#45 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Lasagna Lasagna La la la la lasagna You want a some a lasagna magnifico Or a maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You should a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like a lasagna That's okay too How about a calzone Some a nice minestrone, ats good for you Have a some marinara Have a some marinara, I know a you like I know a you like, I know a you like La lasagna La lasagna La lasagna Would you like some a zucchini Or a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat Have a more fettuccini. Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat Ay, mange, mange (gargling) Ay, you a pass the lasagna A don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig Have a more ravioli You a get roly poly, a nice and a big Like you cousin Luigi Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan Capisce paisan, capisce paisan La lasagna La lasagna La lasagna La lasagna Hey... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:02	#46 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Let Me Be Your Hog Let Me Be Your Hog Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:03	#47 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Like A Surgeon Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid A malpractise suit Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gause nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see, that I.V. Here we go time to operate I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Woe, woe, woe It's a fact I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:04	#48 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Livin' In The Fridge Livin' In The Fridge There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive And livin' in the fridge livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge livin' in the fridge There's something gross in the fridge today It's green and growin' hair It's been there since July If you can name the object In that baggie over there Then mister, you're a better man than I It's livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea? You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin Couple weeks later, got a scary lookin' specimen It always happens my friend Again & again & again & again Somethin' stinks in the fridge today And it's been rottin' there all week It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak Well, maybe I should another peek Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is at all Livin' in the fridge, yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:07	#49 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Melanie Melanie Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap I knew she had to be the girl for me And to think I probably never would have found her If I hadn't bought that telescope Oh, Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me I just can't understand it Why won't you return my phone calls Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat If you'd just say the word I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever Or are you too dumb to realize that Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you Melanie, ooh Oh sweet Me he he helanie Why won't you go out with me You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window Right above you Now I may be dead but I still love you Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet, sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me he he helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me he he he helanie Why won't you go out with me... Weird Al Yankovic

02.11.08, 21:08	#50 (permalink)
Kullanıcı Profili Prenses Alfa Üye Kullanıcı Bilgileri Üyelik tarihi: Apr 2008 Nerden: İstanbul Mesajlar: 11.417 Konular: 1154 Puan Grafiği Rep Puanı:5374 Rep Gücü:0 RD: Teşekkür Ettiği Teşekkür: 38 215 Mesajına 402 Kere Teşekkür Edlidi :	Money For Nothing (Beverly Hillbillies) Money For Nothing (Beverly Hillbillies) Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now, let me tell you One day he was shootinOld Jed was shootin' at some food When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there Well, there came a bubblin' crude Oil that is Well, maybe you call it black gold or Texas tea He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly hillbilly Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a sayinYeah, buddie, move away from there That little Clampet got his own cement pond That little Clampet, he's a millionaire Now, everyone said Californie Is the place that you oughta be We got to load up this here truck now We got to move to Beverly Hills, that is Swimming pools Move a move a movie stars Huh Lookit that, lookit that Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Y'all come back now, y'hear? Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies... Weird Al Yankovic

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