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Wheatus Şarkı Sözleri ( Lyrics ) A Little Respect I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you give me no reason, you know you're making me work so hard That you give me no Soul I hear you calling Oh baby please give a little respect to me. And if I should falter, would you open your arms out to me? We can make love not war, and live in peace with our hearts I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover? Don't you tell me no Soul. I hear you calling Oh baby please, give a little respect to me. I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you give me no reason You know you're making me work so hard That you give me no. Soul. I hear you calling. Oh baby, please give a little respect to me. Oh baby, please give a little respect to me... Wheatus |
American In Amsterdam American In Amsterdam It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power. Tell me where do you guys wanna go to? Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat, I think I saw some for sale on the small streets. Can I play the game without a plan? I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference? Do not know exactly where I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam. Phil the mushroom jesus, He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe. I think that he is cracking, Cuz he keeps calling me captain and he's barking and growling at strangers. Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis, When they kick his ass out of the sex show. We play in a band that has no fans. I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going. I'm trying to remember who I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam. Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub, But the English are pissed drunk and raging. "Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said "Hey prick can we try on your glasses?" Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said: "Hey, what are you guys Irish?" Came to play the game without a plan. Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference? I do not know exactly who I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam... Wheatus |
Anyway Anyway I pretend i cant hang up the phone Cos if i do then he gets you And ill be in this room alone Staring at the carpet Wondering how they made it And you would i should not be afraid Im better off alone and free Cos no-one can put up with me And your mom don't like me either Now I don't have to meet her You and me We end up in catastrophe But i have got one more thing to add OK so im a jerk And im a weirdo And even if im lucky ill amount to zero But i thought that you'd love me anyway I'm so not even worth it But baby no ones perfect Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway, Anyway You're not the type of girl who takes advice Still all that shit your parents said Still bouncing round inside your head "You two will never make it If you build it he will break it" You and me They sum us up so poignantly But i have got one more thing to add OK so im a jerk And im a weirdo And even if im lucky ill amount to zero But i thought that you'd love me anyway I'm so not even worth it But baby no ones perfect Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway, Anyway Maybe youll never play the guitar Maybe youll never sing in harmony with me Maybe you cant rock the ac & dc Well hell still aint a bad place to be when your with me Anyway OK so im a jerk And im a weirdo And even if im luckly ill amount to zero But i thought that you'd love me anyway I'm so not even worth it But baby no ones perfect Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway Anyway And the end goes like this... Wheatus |
BMX Bandits BMX Bandits Over and under we ride in love with the suicide Here we **** with disaster and careful has something to hide so come give this trick a try pump it faster you bastard and Over this mountain you glide But you're not gonna last If you can't push it past Hey Nicole You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top Oh I wished it would never stop Hey Nicole What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back a JMC Racing Bike Damn I wish I had one like that. Hey Nicole I was only ten years old Please leave your cell phone at home It's just a broken collar bone walk it off you big puss And then get your ass back on the bike It's time to go lay some pipe Or just watch me get nice Ima school you on how to get high Then go home tell your freinds how you bite all my style Hey Nicole You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top Oh I wished it would never stop Hey Nicole What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back a JMC Racing Bike Damn I wish I had one like that Hey Nicole You got this moto licked the Hutch kids are off the list all the Skyway's are being fixed walky talkies and stolen shit. Hey Nicole Quadangle, PK Ripper, Webco and Mongoose rip Redline Proline is winning it but Nomura I so the tits. Hey Nicole I was only ten years old. Is there a love in your life Cause I wanna be your wife It's a bird it's a plane It's a bicycle up in the sky You didn't say you could fly Now I know where I stand and I'm Tired of life on the ground Loose my soul when I'm down up your ramp I am Found Hey Nicole You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top Man I hope that you never stop Hey Nicole What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back a JMC Racing Bike Damn I wish I had one like that Hey Nicole You got this moto licked the Hutch kids are off the list all the Skyway's are being fixed walky talkies and stolen shit Hey Nicole Quadangle, PK Ripper, Webco and Mongoose rips Redline Proline is winning, it but Nomura I so the tits Hey Nicole I was only ten years old... Wheatus |
Desperate Songs Desperate Songs I know I'm a little erratic and sometimes my chickens are chasing my rabbits Do you think you can stand it? I don't have the right to stand here and demand it And just like you the paranoia keeps me up at night so late but If you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs I know I'm a little bit spastic, but I build my castles with paper and plastic You don't look like you can stand it, but when I'm done you'll say superfantastic And just like you the softest earthquakes shake me out of bed at midnight And if you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs Do you remember the panic That you and I felt when the small was gigantic And just like you the heavy metal keeps me up at night so late but If you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs... Wheatus |
Dynamite Satchel Of Pain Dynamite Satchel Of Pain Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain, That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, I hope this song will explain, Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july, I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly, A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride, I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie, Damn I look good in that tie, Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain, That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain... Wheatus |
Fairl Weather Friend Fairl Weather Friend Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is how it'll end, Like it was all just a waste of time, Now I got nowhere to go, I think I'll call up my bro, I do believe he can save my hide, I've had enough of your alibis. Hey Drummer boy, Do you remember the beat, That we played in the street, In the faded summer time, Hey keep me hanging one, Now I got nowhere to go, I think I'll call up my bro, I do believe he can save my hide, What you think fair weather friend? Hey mystery man, Aint you the guy with the master plan? I watch you sit on that fence, Just like your ****ing parents, They never did like me anyway, And no I wont be your ass, While you go look for some greener grass, No I can't be the fool, Who watch you push in your stool, And stick around just in case you fell, Go find some other bitch to nail. Hey Drummer boy, Do you remember the beat, That we played in the street, In the faded summer time, Hey keep me hanging one, Now I got nowhere to go, I think I'll call up my bro, I do believe he can save my hide, What you think fair weather friend? Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, Hey drummer boy, Hey drummer boy, Hey drummer boy, Hey drummer boy, Hey fair weather friend... Wheatus |
Freak On Freak On You think I don't see you but I do Creepin around with yer hot pants on And them patent leather shoes Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy What has come over you? Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker Gotta do what you gotta do To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap So I heard you've been askin for a ride You said "take me home in your brothers jeep To a place where we can hide" Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy What has come over you? Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker Gotta do what you gotta do To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap Don't matter who yer freakin w & you gotta freak with wheatus first Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy What has come over you? Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker Gotta do what you gotta do To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap To get yer freak on shoowap... Wheatus |
Hey Mr. Brown Hey Mr. Brown Man I think it's just a little sleazy You said you was like butter but you're cheesy To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait, go fish off some other dock. Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow. Just compensate me! Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow. Just compensate me! Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow. Just compensate me! You're gonna have to prove it to me. If I don't call you back your head spins If I told you what I think you'd shit your linens "It's just another interview, nothing new" But they don't even know my name... Wheatus |
Hometown Hometown I'd trade all my sunshine, for twin towers to hide behind and find you there And I left on that sunday To come home on a tuesday Well I never I never thought I'd have to stay and watch the world explode And I swear it was beautiful before they sent those airplanes And I thought I would show them to you just like my dad did Home town come tumbling down When she came on that sunday I took her home the long way So she could see And she asked when they made it And would they ever change it I said no way Half of what you see and none of what you hear believe And I told her I that they remind me of Motown, sixties, skinny ties, What they thought the future looked like where the Jetsons lived. Home town come tumbling down So we sat down and we cried And we ran to the front line And some came home And I stay off the expressway Nothing to see there anyway That view sucks now But there was a time the Brooklyn traffic couldn't get me down I swear it was beautiful I hope they build it tall again Til then your imagination is all that you will have... Wheatus |
Hump'em n' Dump'em Hump'em n' Dump'em Cough up the rent Mr. Kent And don't try to blame it on the government Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some other guy Are you gonna finish your fat? Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat The big fat look is coming back. You skinny people are screwed. And I know you're right Yeah I know it's time. Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation Here we go again, here we go again Now I know what you're like and I don't think I like it. The newspaper says to get bent; Man I'd like to say that to the President He got the L. in the House, I guess he already did She looks like she finished here fat She then turned around and ate my kitty cat She coughed up a hair ball or two and laughed her way to the bank And I know it's right Yeah, I know it's time. Here we go again... Wheatus |
I Am What I Is I Am What I Is Christopher calls me. He calls me complaining. He's already waited to long to begin. The world is on one side and I'm on the other and I read in a magazine I am what I is. I am Brian the actor he caters on saturdays. With cufflink and bow tie he come bring me a drink. He tells me he sweats it, like pig in a blanket. I ran out of toothpicks but I don't have to think. I am hmmm But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is I am Katie is lonely. She lives with her parents. She saves all her money so she can spend it in Spain Her moms doesn't get it she says to forget it. And I told her we're different but she knows we're the same I am hmmm But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is I am Christopher calls me He calls me complaining... Wheatus |
In The Melody In The Melody That night that you got on a plane to Los Angeles I turned back into the me that I was That guy that would go out to buy a new porno and come back with twenty the pervert you love And as I drove I remembered that you made a tape For me to play if I ever had a lonely day I slipped it in and the Stereophonics came on singing about matches Well at least someone still believes in the melody I, I think that I've heard it already but I I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets Someone still believes The sound of American radio's making me feel like I just killed my mom and my dad These pop songs are meant to be simple so people who make them we take them and break them in half But as I drove I remembered that you made a tape For me to play if I my ears were ever being raped I slipped it in and the Tragically Hip came on singing about matches Well at least someone still believes in the melody I, I think that I've heard it already but I I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets Someone still believes Whhoa Well at least someone still believes in the melody I, I think that I've heard it already but I I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets Someone still believes... Wheatus |
Lemonade Lemonade Just tell me his name, Just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom. And was it the same? Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine. Do you remember the way it was when I was home, Before I left you all alone. I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you And its all that I can think about Since you told me that you cheated Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you And its all that I can think about When you told me that you cheated on me I knew that you would I knew cos ya told me It runs in your family. And I did the same So I guess that I deserve half of the blame Do you remember the way it was for us Before all of the blow jobs on the bus And its all that I can think about When you told me that you cheated Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you And its all that I can think about When you told me that you cheated Told me that you cheated on me What should I care about the long run What should it matter to me? I always knew I'd end up with no one And now I know the end is here Coz you've replaced me Just tell me his name Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom Just tell me his name Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine Just tell me his name Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom Just tell me his name Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom... Wheatus |
Leroy Leroy He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me Oh you know he told me "Shake it, don't break it It took too damn long to make it" Leroy is my mojo man Leroy is my mojo man He come he take me by the hand Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight alright! He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline He told me to "Look, over there!" and stole my nectarine Said, "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine" Still he push the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me Oh you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make" Oh you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make it" Wheatus |
Love Is a Mutt From Hell Love Is a Mutt From Hell This is a story about a friend of mine He is abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me." Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without. That's why I'm talking to you now. Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday She sat down and spilled her guts to me That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me." That's why I'm talking to you now; Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to. Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you now Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without... Wheatus |
No Happy Ending Tune No Happy Ending Tune When the summer comes we'll get on our aeroplanes and go back to where we came from. Summertime It's a surprise. But I think I'll survive. When this is done we can have our loved ones back just in time the the new hijack. Blue and black It's a fact. It's the act we act in side. Oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you? Oh god what good could we do? No happy ending tune. When the summer comes we can burn our penguin clothes and go home where no one knows us. Sunnyside It's a sign shinny like a dime. When this is done we can die a thousand times all alone and unrecognized. Summertime Never mind. Oh I hate to say good bye. But oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you? Oh god what good would it do? If I believed in you. If I believed in you. But this is a no happy ending tune. Oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you? Oh god what good could we do? If you trusted me and I believed in you. Oh god what good would it do? If I believed in you. If I believed in you. If I believed in you. If I believed in you. If I believed in you. If I believed in you. But this is a no happy ending tune... Wheatus |
Punk Assed Bitch Punk Assed Bitch She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass eye You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials But you don't see them later, while in the elevator You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her A man about the town a, get funky, let's get down a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch You open up your mouth a, amazed at what comes out a Its just a testimony That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle One gives you attitude a, your reason to be rude a You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials But you don't see them later, while in the elevator You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her A man about the town a, get funky, let's get down a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension You open up your mouth a, amazed at what comes out a It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension... Wheatus |
Randall Randall 1, 2, 3, 4, My name is Randall, No I don't think I've met you before my friend, I don't really know you, But I heard your message on the answering machine, Think it went something like this, "Hello Randall, Heard that you wrote a big hit, And you're rich now, Hope you remember the promise you made, When I taught you everything that you know" Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come. My name is rock star, Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends, Cos I am the asshole, Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive, Give me the sound of the crowd, Give me the people who know all the lyrics, Give me the face of the kid in the front, When he realises what the song is about. Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Here they come. Time to tell the truth now Randall, Time to give it up now Randall, Time to let us know now Randall, Please, Randall please, My name is Randall, And that can be anything you want it to be, Woo! Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Here they come, Here they come, Here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come, Do run run, do run run, Randall here they come... Wheatus |
Something Good Something Good Cocaine eyes Been livin the lie Looks like another big night on the credit card babay Buttchew makin' em smile Yeah you drivin' 'em wild I could sit back and let you do all the talkin' now couldn't I? I'm droppin' rhyms to suit the times Buttchou don't hear me though And I could be just what you need and you would never know. You're way to busy playin' DJ on the stereo eo But you don't spin it like I feel it no The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would Do what it would And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should Do what he should And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta Do something you never would Do somethin' you never would Play somethin' good The bigger the size The better the prize Went and gotchoself a big bad life you's a cool kid ain'tcha? Yeah but you still got the style To make the company smile You just sit back and let em do all the talkin' now don't cha You and your crew can shovel shit down at the money show Sign for your life and they will get you on the radio Check out the line around the block and say I told you so eo Yeah but you can't play it like I feel it ho The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would Do what it would And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should Do what he should And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta Do something you never would Do somethin' you never would Play something good The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would Do what it would And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should Do what he should And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta Do something you never would Do somethin' you never would You never would... Wheatus |
Sunshine Sunshine When I look at your face I see dirt; All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt; And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to me; There's a rocket I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you away. I was a jerk; I did the work for somebody else's dream; I took the chance; I lost my pants; In somebody else's dream tonight. Now you're calling me up to get paid; And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid; But I really don't have any money; I say goodbye; And you'll have to depend on your size; 'Cause the thing that I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you away. I was a jerk; I did the work for somebody else's dream; I took the chance; I lost my pants; In somebody else's dream tonight. Now I think that I'm going to bed, As the image of you and yer crap leaves my head; Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies; And it doesn't depend on the size; 'Cause the thing that I built; It's under my kilt; It's coming to blow you away. I was a jerk; I did the work for somebody else's dream; I took the chance; I lost my pants; In somebody else's dream tonight... Wheatus |
Teenage Dirtbag Teenage Dirtbag Her name is Noëlle, I have a dream about her, She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, but she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me. Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block He drives and I walk But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me. Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo Oh yeah, Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold, she's walking over to me This must be fake my lip starts to shake How does she know who I am and why does she give a damn about me (she said) I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm justa teenage dirtbag baby like you Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo Oh yeah, Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing... Wheatus |
The Deck The Deck She stands on the deck hear, To watch all the landslides, She's waiting for myrtle, Can't wait 'til she drives by, She's focused on football, Making her plants grow, You'd think he'd have noticed, Become what she needs, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, I'll marry a nice man, And move out to Northport, And sell my camero, To live in a white house, And have my twa corbies, And make up some cut lips, I'll live in a white house, I am Susie Brown, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo, Now I'm not a DJ, I play one in real life, You've heard all my records, The hits cut like steak knives, Role out the red carpet, Like leaves through the winter, Now I'm not a DJ, I'd sure like to be, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, Not today, not today, She says go away, Go away, go away, She says keep it all inside, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo, Nahoohoo, nahoohoo... Wheatus |
The London Sun The London Sun Socrates ain't got nothin on me when it comes to overthinking Paranoid, is how I prefer to be into the ground I'm sinkin' Then you call, and you say, in your ordinary way that you can't help me out of the ordinary You're just like the London son, man you're over and done with before you've begun and I won't be like the only one who would stand here and smile and try to be fun when I say Hey baby what went wrong we go back to beginnings of stories too long to be told Like you were the only one who ever got left in the dark by the London sun. Hurricanes are blowing out my brains but my eyes are calm and hollow Air plane stalls from the sky it falls you can read the news tomorrow Then you call, Then you call, and you say, and you say, in your ordinary way, that your life, that your life, with me has become too ****ing ordinary Leave if you want to leave It's alright I know what it's like to feel like life is passing by and you are stuck in the place you're in, Ordinary space you're in, stuck out of luck in this place that I'm stuck in with You. You're just like the London son, man you're over and done with before you've begun and I won't be like the only one who would stand here and smile and try to be fun when I say Hey baby what went wrong we go back to beginnings of stories too long to be told Like you were the only one who ever got left in the dark by the London... Wheatus |
The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do, When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse? Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be, When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris? There you go telling me how I feel again, There you go telling me what you need again, There you go telling me how to be again, Just like you, aint it true? But like that nasty King Kong, Cock strong and half a block long, There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me. Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say, When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway, Hey there Mr. Head In The Clouds, you know what I found? Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass Around, There you go telling me how I feel again, There you go telling me what you need again, There you go telling me how to be again, Just like you, aint it true? But like that nasty King Kong, Cock strong and half a block long, There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me, Just like that nasty King Kong, Cock strong and half a block long, There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me. Everybody Lunch, Lunch, Lunch, Lunch, Yeah everything's alright, Leave it alone tonight, Yeah everything's ok, Just tell your mom you're gay, Yeah yeah, Just like that nasty King Kong, Cock strong and half a block long, There weren't nothing as strong, As that nasty King Kong, Just like that nasty King Kong, Cock strong and half a block long, There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote, Mother****er... Wheatus |
The Truth I Tell Myself The Truth I Tell Myself You don't have to tell me that I'm stubborn 'cause I'm not and I know 'cause it runs in my family it skips every other generation You don't have to save my soul or make me feel like I'm in control. It's not worth the double scotch whiskey that you'd have to buy me. You look like your surprised. Like when will I get wise But I'll just drive them same dead ends I've tried and I think I know why There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe There's no connection between what I am and where I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe. I really could have been some thin' but I'm not and I know that it's somebody else's fault Just like every ****ed up thing that's ever happened I could have been like the king or someone who (would always win) (or someone who you knew would win) (or someone you'd bet on to win) could really sing Folks would line up round the corner just so they could come n' hear (watch me) me There I go again. Them devils love that sin. Well they can't end what I do not begin. So I'm safe where I'm in. There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe. There's no connection between what I am and where I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe. Don't think that I'm expecting you to stay 'Cause you won't and I know 'cause I've seen it a million times It's my charming self destructive disposition Yeah I think that happy endings are for fools Who feel like will never loose People, who think (believe) there's a God out there that's gonna save them I'll get this round my friend. Then we'll start again The way we did when we were who we are. Have we come that far? There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe There's no connection between what I am and where) I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe... Wheatus |
This Island This Island I met the King of England once but the guys in the deli back home they don't believe me. I ride my bike all around round my home town where nobody knows me. And I think that the problem is mine they I should take And take a more positive line on the situation when solutions are staring me right in the Face it we've run out of time But if you do what I say everything will be fine Well No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island Can't you see I need this to end and be dead. No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island Can't you see I need this to end and be dead. I had a dream about a song. It was so strong. It made all the rights wrong I tried to write it all down. Capture the sound. You won't believe what I found. But the good turned to bad, sad and mad when I played it it sounded like more like a fad that had lasted a little too long than it had and I realized that this was as good as it got. There's no snowballs in hell cause it's too ****in hot so No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island Can't you see I need this to end and be dead. No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island Can't you see I need this to end and be dead. Yeah I thought that I knew who I was what did I know off nothing or all the above I did I mention those hip new ideas I got from you last week they sucked all the life out of life in a heartbeat and ripped mine right out of my chest aand the kids saw right through but you already knew that was true since you tried it the 1st time in 1989 when you were the one in my shoes and some asshole like you told you what you should do when you do what you do and you had to do it like he wanted you to have you learned how to live with regret yet I can't keep these these things in my head If I turn out like you I will wish I was dead... Wheatus |
Truffles Truffles You, you think yer such a bad ass You think yer such a rough neck Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio I think it's really sad though and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me 'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band; When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in I'm gonna win When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in I'm gonna win Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime You're steppin' on a land mine Your gonna shoot yer eye out I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt Wouldn't ****'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick. You, you think yer still a bad ass, You think your still a rough neck Well let's take this outside... Wheatus |
Wanna be Gangstar Wanna be Gangstar I am a wannabe You better be careful around me I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come before us We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us. 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, better go back to far away. Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load Aall hail Jericho Turnpike Teck That's where I go to learn the things about the universe I'll need So I can build a stamped 'Cause I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face. A wannabe gangstar, a victim of the chromosome prankster I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair Oh damn, I reak of cologne But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy So now I'm trigger happy (Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?) Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not? Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch! Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card They gotta let me go cause they know that I'm hard It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar... Wheatus |
Who Would Have Thought? Who Would Have Thought? You can take your eyes off your phone, Cos from here on in you're on your own. Don't you lay your hands on me, Cos I am bowing out so gracefully. You wanted to be me And now the world will see You saw me coming from a mile away, I wish you'd told me bout the games you play. Yeah I'll run back and forth You're such a whore But now I've got the ball. Hey who would have thought. You look pathetic when you beg. Now to me you are completely dead. And you've got such a pretty face, Shame you have to hide it in disgraced. And now you've filled my place Oh you are so two faced. You saw me coming from a mile away, I wish you'd told me bout the games you play. Yeah I'll run back and forth You're such a whore But now I've got the ball over in my court. Hey who would have thought... Wheatus |
Whole Amoeba Whole Amoeba Bumping around in the back In the dark I see people Huddled around the girl She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo Of Nixon and Mary Jane I am the one in the back of the bar with my hat on I'm chillin with Mary Jane She is a chick who knew Dick And she kicks to me old school Like she gonna have a cow It's alright it's alright it's alright it's alrite When we're huddled around the girl It's alright it's alright it's alrite it's alri i ite When we're huddled aroud the girl You had a hold on me but just for a while And I finally found out What it is that she's all about You had a hold on me but just for a while And I finally found out what it is That she's all about **** the Police coming straight for my underwear Young brother got it bad, 'cause it's brown You had a hold on me but just for a while And I finally found out What it is that she's all about You had a hold on me but just for a while And I finally found out what it is That she's all about And I finally found out what it is That she's all about And I finally found out what it is That she's all about... Wheatus |
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