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Prenses 04.11.08 12:08

Wheatus Şarkı Sözleri ( Lyrics )
 
A Little Respect

I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason, you know you're making me work so hard
That you give me no Soul
I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me.

And if I should falter, would you open your arms out to me?
We can make love not war, and live in peace with our hearts
I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue
What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover?
Don't you tell me no Soul.
I hear you calling
Oh baby please, give a little respect to me.

I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
You know you're making me work so hard
That you give me no. Soul.
I hear you calling.
Oh baby, please give a little respect to me.
Oh baby, please give a little respect to me...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:10

American In Amsterdam
 
American In Amsterdam

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power.
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,
I think I saw some for sale on the small streets.

Can I play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?
Do not know exactly where I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Phil the mushroom jesus,
He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe.
I think that he is cracking,
Cuz he keeps calling me captain and he's barking and growling at strangers.
Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis,
When they kick his ass out of the sex show.

We play in a band that has no fans.
I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going.
I'm trying to remember who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,
But the English are pissed drunk and raging.
"Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said
"Hey prick can we try on your glasses?"
Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said:
"Hey, what are you guys Irish?"

Came to play the game without a plan.
Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference?
I do not know exactly who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:12

Anyway
 
Anyway

I pretend i cant hang up the phone
Cos if i do then he gets you
And ill be in this room alone
Staring at the carpet
Wondering how they made it
And you would i should not be afraid
Im better off alone and free
Cos no-one can put up with me
And your mom don't like me either
Now I don't have to meet her

You and me
We end up in catastrophe
But i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im lucky ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway

You're not the type of girl who takes advice
Still all that shit your parents said
Still bouncing round inside your head
"You two will never make it
If you build it he will break it"

You and me
They sum us up so poignantly
But i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im lucky ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway

Maybe youll never play the guitar
Maybe youll never sing in harmony with me
Maybe you cant rock the ac & dc
Well hell still aint a bad place to be when your with me
Anyway

OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im luckly ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway
Anyway

And the end goes like this...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:14

BMX Bandits
 
BMX Bandits

Over and under we ride in love with the suicide
Here we **** with disaster and
careful has something to hide so come give this trick a try
pump it faster you bastard and
Over this mountain you glide
But you're not gonna last If you can't push it past

Hey Nicole
You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top
Oh I wished it would never stop
Hey Nicole
What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back
a JMC Racing Bike
Damn I wish I had one like that.
Hey Nicole
I was only ten years old

Please leave your cell phone at home
It's just a broken collar bone
walk it off you big puss
And then get your ass back on the bike
It's time to go lay some pipe
Or just watch me get nice
Ima school you on how to get high
Then go home tell your freinds how you bite all my style

Hey Nicole
You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top
Oh I wished it would never stop
Hey Nicole
What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back
a JMC Racing Bike
Damn I wish I had one like that
Hey Nicole
You got this moto licked the Hutch kids are off the list all the Skyway's are being fixed walky talkies and stolen shit.
Hey Nicole
Quadangle, PK Ripper, Webco and Mongoose rip Redline Proline is winning it but Nomura I so the tits.
Hey Nicole I was only ten years old.

Is there a love in your life
Cause I wanna be your wife
It's a bird it's a plane
It's a bicycle up in the sky
You didn't say you could fly
Now I know where I stand and I'm
Tired of life on the ground
Loose my soul when I'm down up your ramp I am Found

Hey Nicole
You stole my soul with that cute little bunny hop, Your radical table top
Man I hope that you never stop
Hey Nicole
What's that you got is that a black Turbo Diamond Back
a JMC Racing Bike
Damn I wish I had one like that
Hey Nicole
You got this moto licked the Hutch kids are off the list all the Skyway's are being fixed walky talkies and stolen shit
Hey Nicole
Quadangle, PK Ripper, Webco and Mongoose rips Redline Proline is winning, it but Nomura I so the tits

Hey Nicole I was only ten years old...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:16

Desperate Songs
 
Desperate Songs

I know I'm a little erratic and sometimes my chickens are chasing my rabbits
Do you think you can stand it? I don't have the right to stand here and demand it

And just like you the paranoia keeps me up at night so late but

If you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them
And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs

I know I'm a little bit spastic, but I build my castles with paper and plastic
You don't look like you can stand it, but when I'm done you'll say superfantastic

And just like you the softest earthquakes shake me out of bed at midnight

And if you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them
And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs

Do you remember the panic
That you and I felt when the small was gigantic

And just like you the heavy metal keeps me up at night so late but

If you believe in desperate songs, I promise that one day I'll learn how to write them
And then you and me can be free, as long as we learn all our desperate songs...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:17

Dynamite Satchel Of Pain
 
Dynamite Satchel Of Pain

Lets write a song, baby

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Damn I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:19

Fairl Weather Friend
 
Fairl Weather Friend

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your ****ing parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:20

Freak On
 
Freak On

You think I don't see you but I do
Creepin around with yer hot pants on
And them patent leather shoes
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

So I heard you've been askin for a ride
You said "take me home in your brothers jeep
To a place where we can hide"
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

Don't matter who yer freakin w & you gotta freak with wheatus first

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:22

Hey Mr. Brown
 
Hey Mr. Brown

Man I think it's just a little sleazy
You said you was like butter but you're cheesy
To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait, go fish off some other dock.

Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow.
Just compensate me!
Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a cow.
Just compensate me! You're gonna have to prove it to me.

If I don't call you back your head spins
If I told you what I think you'd shit your linens
"It's just another interview, nothing new"
But they don't even know my name...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:22

Hometown
 
Hometown

I'd trade all my sunshine, for twin towers to hide behind
and find you there
And I left on that sunday
To come home on a tuesday
Well I never
I never thought I'd have to stay and watch the world explode

And I swear it was beautiful before they sent those airplanes
And I thought I would show them to you just like my dad did

Home town come tumbling down

When she came on that sunday
I took her home the long way
So she could see

And she asked when they made it
And would they ever change it
I said no way
Half of what you see and none of what you hear believe

And I told her I that they remind me of Motown, sixties, skinny ties,
What they thought the future looked like where the Jetsons lived.

Home town come tumbling down

So we sat down and we cried
And we ran to the front line
And some came home

And I stay off the expressway
Nothing to see there anyway
That view sucks now

But there was a time the Brooklyn traffic couldn't get me down

I swear it was beautiful I hope they build it tall again
Til then your imagination is all that you will have...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:24

Hump'em n' Dump'em
 
Hump'em n' Dump'em

Cough up the rent Mr. Kent
And don't try to blame it on the government
Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some other guy
Are you gonna finish your fat?
Cause I'd like to give it to my kitty cat
The big fat look is coming back.
You skinny people are screwed.
And I know you're right
Yeah I know it's time.

Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again, here we go again
Now I know what you're like and I don't think I like it.

The newspaper says to get bent; Man I'd like to say that to the President
He got the L. in the House, I guess he already did
She looks like she finished here fat
She then turned around and ate my kitty cat
She coughed up a hair ball or two and laughed her way to the bank
And I know it's right
Yeah, I know it's time.

Here we go again...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:25

I Am What I Is
 
I Am What I Is

Christopher calls me. He calls me complaining. He's already waited to long to begin.
The world is on one side and I'm on the other and I read in a magazine I am what I is.
I am
Brian the actor he caters on saturdays. With cufflink and bow tie he come bring me a drink. He tells me he sweats it, like pig in a blanket. I ran out of toothpicks but I don't have to think.
I am
hmmm
But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say
I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is
I am
Katie is lonely. She lives with her parents. She saves all her money so she can spend it in Spain
Her moms doesn't get it she says to forget it. And I told her we're different but she knows we're the same
I am
hmmm
But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say
I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is
I am
Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:26

In The Melody
 
In The Melody

That night that you got on a plane to Los Angeles I turned back into the me that I was
That guy that would go out to buy a new porno and come back with twenty the pervert you love
And as I drove I remembered that you made a tape
For me to play if I ever had a lonely day
I slipped it in and the Stereophonics came on singing about matches
Well at least someone still believes in the melody
I, I think that I've heard it already but I
I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets
Someone still believes
The sound of American radio's making me feel like I just killed my mom and my dad
These pop songs are meant to be simple so people who make them we take them and break them in half
But as I drove I remembered that you made a tape
For me to play if I my ears were ever being raped
I slipped it in and the Tragically Hip came on singing about matches
Well at least someone still believes in the melody
I, I think that I've heard it already but I
I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets
Someone still believes

Whhoa

Well at least someone still believes in the melody
I, I think that I've heard it already but I
I think that I must admit that as bad as it gets
Someone still believes...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:28

Lemonade
 
Lemonade

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom.
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone.

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
Since you told me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated on me

I knew that you would
I knew cos ya told me It runs in your family.
And I did the same
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame
Do you remember the way it was for us
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus

And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated
Told me that you cheated on me

What should I care about the long run
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one
And now I know the end is here
Coz you've replaced me

Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
Just tell me his name
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:29

Leroy
 
Leroy

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen
Chew on a blunt wipe his butt with a magazine
Smokin' his crack wash it down with gasoline
Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh you know he told me "Shake it, don't break it
It took too damn long to make it"

Leroy is my mojo man
Leroy is my mojo man
He come he take me by the hand
Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight alright!

He's just a pimp with a limp and some vaseline
He told me to "Look, over there!" and stole my nectarine
Said, "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine"
Still he push the button E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make"

Oh you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it, it took too damn long to make it"


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:32

Love Is a Mutt From Hell
 
Love Is a Mutt From Hell

This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how
That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me!
She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me."

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.

That's why I'm talking to you now.

Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit
I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay
Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me!
He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me."

That's why I'm talking to you now;
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to.
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you now

Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:35

No Happy Ending Tune
 
No Happy Ending Tune

When the summer comes we'll get on our aeroplanes and go back to where we came from.

Summertime

It's a surprise. But I think I'll survive.

When this is done we can have our loved ones back just in time the the new hijack.

Blue and black

It's a fact. It's the act we act in side.

Oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you?
Oh god what good could we do? No happy ending tune.

When the summer comes we can burn our penguin clothes and go home
where no one knows us.

Sunnyside

It's a sign shinny like a dime.

When this is done we can die a thousand times all alone and unrecognized.

Summertime

Never mind. Oh I hate to say good bye.

But oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you?
Oh god what good would it do?
If I believed in you.
If I believed in you.
But this is a no happy ending tune.

Oh god how good would it be if you trusted me and I believed in you?
Oh god what good could we do?
If you trusted me and I believed in you.
Oh god what good would it do?
If I believed in you.
If I believed in you. If I believed in you.
If I believed in you.
If I believed in you. If I believed in you.

But this is a no happy ending tune...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:37

Punk Assed Bitch
 
Punk Assed Bitch

She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass eye
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her
A man about the town a, get funky, let's get down a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth a, amazed at what comes out a Its just a testimony
That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle
One gives you attitude a, your reason to be rude a
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her
A man about the town a, get funky, let's get down a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension
You open up your mouth a, amazed at what comes out a
It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:38

Randall
 
Randall

1, 2, 3, 4,

My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.

Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,

My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come...


Wheatus

Prenses 04.11.08 12:40

Something Good
 
Something Good

Cocaine eyes
Been livin the lie
Looks like another big night on the credit card babay

Buttchew makin' em smile
Yeah you drivin' 'em wild

I could sit back and let you do all the talkin' now couldn't I?

I'm droppin' rhyms to suit the times
Buttchou don't hear me though
And I could be just what you need and you would never know.
You're way to busy playin' DJ on the stereo eo
But you don't spin it like I feel it no

The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would
Do what it would
And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should
Do what he should
And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta
Do something you never would
Do somethin' you never would
Play somethin' good

The bigger the size
The better the prize

Went and gotchoself a big bad life you's a cool kid ain'tcha?

Yeah but you still got the style
To make the company smile

You just sit back and let em do all the talkin' now don't cha

You and your crew can shovel shit down at the money show
Sign for your life and they will get you on the radio
Check out the line around the block and say I told you so eo

Yeah but you can't play it like I feel it ho

The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would
Do what it would
And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should
Do what he should
And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta
Do something you never would
Do somethin' you never would
Play something good

The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would
The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would

The center of my mind is a dark place that wishes it wouldn't do what it would
Do what it would
And every mistake that ever made is sayin' I didn't do what I should
Do what he should
And if you wanna see me smilin' yer gonna hafta
Do something you never would
Do somethin' you never would
You never would...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:41

Sunshine
 
Sunshine

When I look at your face I see dirt;
All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt;
And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes;
It's no surprise to me;
There's a rocket I built;
It's under my kilt;
It's coming to blow you away.

I was a jerk;
I did the work for somebody else's dream;
I took the chance;
I lost my pants;
In somebody else's dream tonight.

Now you're calling me up to get paid;
And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid;
But I really don't have any money;
I say goodbye; And you'll have to depend on your size;
'Cause the thing that I built;
It's under my kilt;
It's coming to blow you away.

I was a jerk;
I did the work for somebody else's dream;
I took the chance;
I lost my pants;
In somebody else's dream tonight.

Now I think that I'm going to bed,
As the image of you and yer crap leaves my head;
Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies;
And it doesn't depend on the size;
'Cause the thing that I built;
It's under my kilt;
It's coming to blow you away.

I was a jerk;
I did the work for somebody else's dream;
I took the chance;
I lost my pants;
In somebody else's dream tonight...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:42

Teenage Dirtbag
 
Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is Noëlle, I have a dream about her, She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,
but she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives and I walk
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
my lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
and why does she give a damn about me
(she said)
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe,
I'm justa teenage dirtbag baby like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:43

The Deck
 
The Deck

She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,

I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my twa corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,

Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Role out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:45

The London Sun
 
The London Sun

Socrates ain't got nothin on me when it comes to overthinking
Paranoid, is how I prefer to be into the ground I'm sinkin'
Then you call, and you say, in your ordinary way that you can't help me out of the ordinary

You're just like the London son, man you're over and done with before you've begun
and I won't be like the only one who would stand here and smile and try to be fun when I say
Hey baby what went wrong we go back to beginnings of stories too long to be told
Like you were the only one who ever got left in the dark by the London sun.

Hurricanes are blowing out my brains but my eyes are calm and hollow
Air plane stalls from the sky it falls you can read the news tomorrow
Then you call, Then you call, and you say, and you say, in your ordinary way, that your life, that your life, with me has become too ****ing ordinary

Leave if you want to leave It's alright
I know what it's like to feel like
life is passing by and you are stuck in the place you're in,
Ordinary space you're in, stuck out of luck in this place that I'm stuck in with You.
You're just like the London son, man you're over and done with before you've begun
and I won't be like the only one who would stand here and smile and try to be fun when I say
Hey baby what went wrong we go back to beginnings of stories too long to be told
Like you were the only one who ever got left in the dark by the London...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:46

The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me
 
The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me

Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris?

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say,
When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway,
Hey there Mr. Head In The Clouds, you know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass
Around,

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Everybody Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Yeah everything's alright,
Leave it alone tonight,
Yeah everything's ok,
Just tell your mom you're gay,

Yeah yeah,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong,
As that nasty King Kong,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote,
Mother****er...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:47

The Truth I Tell Myself
 
The Truth I Tell Myself

You don't have to tell me that I'm stubborn 'cause I'm not and I know 'cause it runs in my family it skips every other generation
You don't have to save my soul or make me feel like I'm in control.
It's not worth the double scotch whiskey that you'd have to buy me.

You look like your surprised. Like when will I get wise
But I'll just drive them same dead ends I've tried and I think I know why

There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe

There's no connection between what I am and where
I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe.

I really could have been some thin'
but I'm not and I know that it's somebody else's fault
Just like every ****ed up thing that's ever happened
I could have been like the king or someone who (would always win)
(or someone who you knew would win)
(or someone you'd bet on to win) could really sing
Folks would line up round the corner just so they could come n' hear (watch me) me

There I go again. Them devils love that sin. Well they can't end what I do not begin.
So I'm safe where I'm in.

There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe.

There's no connection between what I am and where
I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe.

Don't think that I'm expecting you to stay
'Cause you won't and I know 'cause I've seen it a million times
It's my charming self destructive disposition
Yeah I think that happy endings are for fools
Who feel like will never loose
People, who think (believe) there's a God out there that's gonna save them

I'll get this round my friend. Then we'll start again
The way we did when we were who we are. Have we come that far?

There's no connection between what I want and what is good for me. The truth I tell myself not to believe

There's no connection between what I am and where) I'm supposed to be. The truth I tell myself not to believe...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:48

This Island
 
This Island

I met the King of England once but the guys in the deli back home they don't believe me.
I ride my bike all around round my home town where nobody knows me.

And I think that the problem is mine they I should take
And take a more positive line on the situation when solutions are staring me right in the
Face it we've run out of time
But if you do what I say everything will be fine
Well

No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island
Can't you see I need this to end and be dead.
No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island
Can't you see I need this to end and be dead.

I had a dream about a song. It was so strong.
It made all the rights wrong
I tried to write it all down. Capture the sound.
You won't believe what I found.

But the good turned to bad,
sad and mad when I played it it sounded like more like a fad
that had lasted a little too long than it had and I realized that this was as good as it got.
There's no snowballs in hell cause it's too ****in hot so

No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island
Can't you see I need this to end and be dead.
No thanks I'd rather sit here and die on this island
Can't you see I need this to end and be dead.

Yeah I thought that I knew who I was what did I know
off nothing or all the above I did I mention
those hip new ideas I got from you last week
they sucked all the life out of life in a heartbeat
and ripped mine right out of my chest aand the kids saw right through but you already knew that was true since
you tried it the 1st time in 1989 when
you were the one in my shoes and some asshole
like you told you what you should do when you do what
you do and you had to do it like he wanted you to
have you learned how to live with regret yet

I can't keep these these things in my head
If I turn out like you I will wish I was dead...


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Prenses 04.11.08 12:52

Truffles
 
Truffles

You, you think yer such a bad ass
You think yer such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio
I think it's really sad though and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band;

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno
But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
You're steppin' on a land mine
Your gonna shoot yer eye out
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt
Wouldn't ****'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick.

You, you think yer still a bad ass, You think your still a rough neck
Well let's take this outside...


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Prenses 04.11.08 13:06

Wanna be Gangstar
 
Wanna be Gangstar

I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us.

'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, better go back to far away.

Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load
Aall hail Jericho
Turnpike Teck
That's where I go to learn the things about the universe I'll need
So I can build a stamped
'Cause I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face.

A wannabe gangstar, a victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
Oh damn, I reak of cologne
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy
So now I'm trigger happy
(Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?)
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?
Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch!
Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go cause they know that I'm hard
It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar...


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Prenses 04.11.08 13:07

Who Would Have Thought?
 
Who Would Have Thought?

You can take your eyes off your phone,
Cos from here on in you're on your own.
Don't you lay your hands on me,
Cos I am bowing out so gracefully.

You wanted to be me
And now the world will see

You saw me coming from a mile away,
I wish you'd told me bout the games you play.
Yeah I'll run back and forth
You're such a whore
But now I've got the ball.
Hey who would have thought.

You look pathetic when you beg.
Now to me you are completely dead.
And you've got such a pretty face,
Shame you have to hide it in disgraced.

And now you've filled my place
Oh you are so two faced.

You saw me coming from a mile away,
I wish you'd told me bout the games you play.
Yeah I'll run back and forth
You're such a whore
But now I've got the ball over in my court.
Hey who would have thought...


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Prenses 04.11.08 13:08

Whole Amoeba
 
Whole Amoeba

Bumping around in the back
In the dark I see people
Huddled around the girl
She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo
Of Nixon and Mary Jane

I am the one in the back of the bar with my hat on
I'm chillin with Mary Jane
She is a chick who knew Dick
And she kicks to me old school
Like she gonna have a cow

It's alright it's alright it's alright it's alrite
When we're huddled around the girl
It's alright it's alright it's alrite it's alri i ite
When we're huddled aroud the girl

You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out
What it is that she's all about
You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about

**** the Police coming straight for my underwear
Young brother got it bad, 'cause it's brown

You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out
What it is that she's all about
You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about...


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